long live the king

what your sign is professionally certified at:Aries: accidentally biting their tongue
Taurus: ignoring people
Gemini: talking during class without getting called on
Cancer: pretending they're innocent
Leo: stalking people
Virgo: acing all their exams without even trying
Libra: annoying the shit out of everyone
Scorpio: scaring everyone away
Sagittarius: making puns
Capricorn: eating without getting fat
Aquarius: running away from their problems
Pisces: being lowkey evil

11.19.15 / 40,694 notes / /

#uh sometimes O:)) #virgo

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